"wow i really need to get hot before school starts" -me every summer

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tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

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Dear Lord please inject me with Beyoncé’s work ethic and motivation amen

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Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

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pro tip: don’t name your fish after band members because one time my dad called me to tell me gerard died and i started crying

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im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

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my heart says yes but my mom says no

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